FAQ

HOW CAN I BOOK YOUSE GUYS?

Just shoot an email to [email protected]. He handles all that stuff for us so we can spend more time focussing on new music, memorizing entire Jerky Boys skits, and making sure you get all that sweet merch you just ordered.

WHAT'S THE SIZING LIKE ON YOUR T-SHIRTS?

The manufacturer of our shirts can change from batch to batch but they follow traditional US sizings. Currently, none of our shirts are slim or vintage fit, like you would find on Full Breach, though if you would dig those, please let us know. If you usually wear a Large, get a Large. 

DO YOU HAVE WOMEN'S T'S?

Not currently, but we have been thinking about it! If you want one just let us know so we can gauge demand.

WHAT'S YOUR RETURN POLICY?

If we fucked up, we will make it right no matter what. Just send us a picture or two demonstrating the mistake to [email protected]

If you fucked up, (I.E.: ordered the wrong size, got drunk and thought you ordered Hall & Oates greatest hits), email us at the address mentioned above and we will see what we can do given the severity of your fuck-up/alcoholism. No promises, but we will try! 

I WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU/PUT OUT YOUR RECORD IN MY COUNTRY/SEND YOU NUDES/LITERALLY DO ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE BOOKING YOU.  HOW I DO THAT?

Email us at [email protected]

If you want to book us please email Big Poppa Ron at the email in question numero uno.